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Taking the party out of party hats: The high price of condom warnings

Filed under: Sex Sells, Extracurriculars, Health, Relationships

One of the great joys of my life is marketing. To put it simply, I love watching companies desperately try to convince me that I can't live without this item or that item, that my entire life will be better if I use this product or that product.

Generally, marketers are pretty straight about their purpose: they want me to buy their product, and will make outrageous claims, pay for expensive celebrity endorsements, and spend a fortune on slick commercials in order to get my money. I, in return, generally ignore them, make my purchases based on price, tradition, and quality, and go on my merry way.

As much fun as it is to play this cat-and-mouse game, there's a time when even the savviest consumer has to acknowledge the value of truth in advertising. For me, that moment happened when I heard about the uproar over condom marketing. Here's how it played out:

Smile and say ch...ch...ch..condom!

Filed under: Sex Sells, Extracurriculars, Health

File this under the heading of "What will they think of next?" The condom marketer Lifestyles has put a new spin on an old photo booth. Gone are the days when you and your love could snuggle, giggle and mug it up in the five-for-a-quarter photo booth. Back then, you dropped in your coin and you got a strip of black and white snap shots. These days you put in your money, pose for some snaps and you could get your pictures along with... you guessed it... condoms.

Lifestyles brand debuted its novel new photo booth concept in January at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah. Since that time, the company has expressed an interest in having more of the booths built for placement in large city clubs. Personally, I think the idea would present too much of a logistical nightmare for the company to be of any real value. I think the idea is more of a timely yet quirky publicity stunt.

Now, I have some ideas for other ways to move condoms. They could give them out at gas stations for when you get screwed at the pump. Or how about having the IRS send condoms out on a regular basis to taxpayers? In that scenario, they might want to furnish some complimentary KY Jelly also. My state Department of Motor Vehicles could put one in the envelope along with the yearly vehicle registration payment notice they send. We might also start looking for them in with those handy Social Security benefit estimates we're supposed to get each year.

Kudos to Lifestyles for coming up with an original condom awareness device. The approach is to be admired for its novelty. But honestly folks, It's my opinion that photo booths are for picture taking and they should be reserved for that purpose. Condoms on the other hand, are for... well... you know.

Fantastic freebies! Free condom!

Filed under: Sex Sells, Fantastic Freebies

When I was first coming of age, the AIDS crisis was big news, so I was inundated with information about STD prevention and safe sex. In fact, sex ed and safe sex were so closely tied together that I thought the "condom talk" was practically a form of foreplay. When I got to college, it was even worse: there were condoms in my "welcome to school" box, condoms in the candy machine in my residence hall's lobby, and a big bucket of free condoms at the student health center. I quickly became a sort of condom MacGuyver. I learned to make condom water balloons, condom-based slingshots, condom bouquets, and condom-sickles. I even learned how to use them for their intended purpose.

Recently, however, U.S. News and World Report noted that condom usage has drastically dropped among women. According to the Guttmacher Institute, a nonprofit reproductive health organization, "only 30% of women with multiple partners have used condoms in the last month, and only 20% reported 'always' using them over the past year." The reasons for not using condoms include discomfort with discussions about safe sex, trust issues, and shame about sex. Planned Parenthood is attempting to combat this problem with the release of "proper attire" condoms, which are aimed at female consumers.

Of course, my favorite solution is to find a way to make safe sex more economically viable. Luckily, Trojan is offering free condoms.

Bruce Watson is a freelance writer, blogger, and all-around cheapskate.