Recesssion watch: Unnatural business combinations
Filed under: Entrepreneurship, Recession
This post is part of a series about real-life signs we're in a recession.
Tobias Buckell tells me that the dojo in his hometown has added a new side business to its martial arts; balloons. This is one example of a growing movement of small businesses compensating for falling sales by adding new business products, sometimes with comedic results.
In my neighborhood, the local model train shop is now also making banners. Signs announcing the lure of 'free internet inside' are on every business door except the portable toilets.
I see the potential for ancillary businesses as a great way to weather the recession. For example-
- A combination funeral parlor and Ebay shop (sell off the estate)
- Why not cross Terrier breeding with ditch digging?
- A diaper service / defumigating service would be a natural.
- Tobacconists could make a mint selling bottled oxygen.
- Why don't laundromats sell deodorant?
- How about a combination pizza parlor & Weight Watcher's center?
- An optometrist that runs a car body shop on the side.
- And pick your politician – shouldn't they be selling bottled gas?
What is the funniest or oddest business combination you've seen?
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We may or may not be headed into a recession. It depends upon which economist you believe, but it is time to assess your risk exposure and possibly reallocate your portfolio holdings. Don't panic and start selling just because you hear warnings of a recession. You may be locking in loses that are not necessary, especially if the assets in your portfolio are being held for the long-term and you won't need them for ten years or more years.
With so much talk of recession, many retirees I talk to are in total panic and fear that they will run out of money during retirement. Take a breath, slow down and carefully assess your time horizon for when you'll actually need the money. Many retirees are living 20 to 30 years in retirement, so they need to have stocks in their portfolio -- even if the market is extra risky right now. 