Help Barbie land her next job
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Barbie is looking for a new job, and she's exploring several options: surgeon, architect, computer engineer, news anchor, and environmentalist. Barbie's latest career move will be decided by an online vote that ends Wednesday, Feb. 10, and will be unveiled Feb. 12 at the Toy Fair in New York. Given the job prospects for some of these career paths, let's hope voters choose wisely.
The result of the vote will be the doll's 125th career in her 51 years of existence. She started as a teenage model in 1959 and has advanced to executive (1963), rap musician (1992) and NBA player (1991). She's also had several runs as a presidential candidate in 1992, 2000, 2004 and 2008.
The salaries for the five careers available for Barbie vary. According to a salary calculator at Simplyhired.com, here's what she could expect to earn:
- Surgeon:$228,358
- Computer engineer: $70,174
- Environmental health and safety manager: $69,987. There is no "environmentalist" job listed.
- Architect: $58,585
- News anchor: $51,520
Barbie's prospects as an environmentalist depend on what she'll end up doing. Holding a picket sign won't make her much cash, but other "green" careers are just starting to take off such as in biofuel and geothermal energy. And with President Obama making environmental jobs a priority in his stimulus programs, more growth is likely to come.
With the media industry in ruins, I'd suggest Barbie steer clear of that news anchor post, although there are enough weekend shifts at news stations across the country to fill. She may be beautiful and well poised, but she also may get the pink slip much faster than she would expect.
But perhaps Barbie's most promising prospect will be as a computer engineer. The industry has seen it's fair share of job losses over the past two years, but not anywhere near the national unemployment rate of 9.7%. And, when it comes to this career, Barbie will have some enthusiastic backers.
The American Association of University Women, which criticized the doll in 1992 for being programmed to say "Math class is tough!" is tweeting about the vote and encouraging people to vote for her next career as a computer engineer to help encourage girls to explore science, technology, engineering and math.
The Significance of Barbie's Next Career
Using social media for an online contest to pick Barbie's new career is a smart way to get young women interested in careers like computer science, said Tommy Michelle Jenkins, director of chapter development at Girls in Tech.
"It's about confidence," Jenkins said. "It's about feeling that there is support for it."
Playing with Barbie dolls as girls has helped many women with their career choices. Suzanne Martinelli, who designs and sells hairstyling tools at Bombshell Beauty, said she found her passion for styling hair by using the Barbie styling head she had as a young girl in Brookhaven, Pa., a suburb of Philadelphia.
Fashion designer Sherry Aikens, 38, of Wyncote, another Philadelphia suburb, said Barbie seemed like she could do anything. Barbie was an independent woman who traveled and could stand on her own. She also served as Aikens' first model for the clothes she designed.
As a girl in Philadelphia, Janice Celeste would have a daily wedding for Barbie and Ken, rotating the five wedding dresses she had for Barbie. Celeste, now 43 and living in Flanders, N.J., said she thought of this memory when deciding to work as a wedding cinematographer.
"Barbie's career choices are unlimited and so are yours," Celeste said. "You can do anything!"
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2-10-2010 @ 8:50AM
JDen1952 said...
I know a lot of you are thinking it and won't say it, so I will. How about "Hooker Barbie?" LOL! Nah. At 51, for all of her "wealth," Barbie should consider retirement.
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2-10-2010 @ 9:20AM
phil said...
Exactly. A little makeup to hide the age lines and she's ready to hit the bars. New Hooker Barbie. Complete with Bar stool, thug pimp, and assorted tramp stamps. Pull her string!...."Can you loan me 50 Bux until I can get back on my back again?"
2-10-2010 @ 7:18AM
Elmo said...
Barbie should be a toy executive. She will earn more money as a toy than surgeon, engineer, architect, etc. Maybe just being a toy is enough when no one seems to be working.
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2-10-2010 @ 7:18AM
Elmo said...
She will earn more as a toy than most people working, and everyone unemployed.
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2-10-2010 @ 8:21AM
KashaHanyou said...
How about a welfare mom? LMFAO >.> that would be interesting I'd totally have a giggle fest!
jk jk
Hmm...
I think barbie should be an astronaut. For all those girls that are interested in less female like careers and like space ^ ^
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2-10-2010 @ 8:50AM
Theresa said...
How about Unemployed Barbie? She comes with a laptop computer, stack of resumes, her PJ's, recliner and a suit for interviews.
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2-10-2010 @ 1:22PM
Sandy said...
Unemployed Barbie is exactly what I was thinking. She'll get up early, shower and get dressed, and spend the day applying to jobs online that she'll never get.
2-10-2010 @ 8:52AM
Frank said...
How about Homeless Barbie ? She has lost here job due to outsourcing ,her house has been foreclosed by a multinational bank that got a bailout with American tax dollars ,no health insurance because Republicans who only care about big business keep saying no and Democrats who only play to special intrest groups and do nothing to help American workers . But of course Barbie is made of toxic chemicals in China So made she could be Painful Death Barbie .
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2-10-2010 @ 9:00AM
maxiesmom067 said...
She's plastic, doesn't possess a valid birth certificate, can't say anything unless someone pulls her string and can't perform any useful function without someone else manipulating her...I say put her in the White House!
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2-10-2010 @ 9:21AM
Kelly said...
Okay... I'm not an Obama fan, to be honest, but I don't usually like those kinds of jokes about ANY Presidents we have/had.
So, that said
THAT WAS FREAKIN' FUNNY!
2-10-2010 @ 11:32AM
Derrel said...
just curious...
have you ever even had a Barbie?
Barbie with a string? where?
yes yes I caught your attempt at humor with obama not being able to express himself without someone's help.
Aside from being some of the dumbest commenters on any subject I've seen lately.
You're all Barbie haters/jealous.
2-10-2010 @ 9:36AM
Rose said...
Best outlook for "Barbie" -- Donald Trump's next wife. (Just be sure to have a series of new models following.)
Aside from this, how about Police Woman Barbie, Fire Fighter Barbie, and Military Barbie, eh?
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2-10-2010 @ 11:44AM
chris said...
911 Dispatcher Barbie! she tells cops, firefighters and EMS where to go, how to get there, and how fast..
she comes with a desk with 4 computer monitors, a chair, energy drinks for night shift work, headset, and lots of patience.
2-10-2010 @ 9:26AM
tim said...
Hey! Did you hear about the new Divorce' Barbie? She come's with all Ken's stuff!
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2-10-2010 @ 9:53AM
Beverly said...
How about Medical Coder Barbie? You can give her a set of coding books, a computer and medical charts to code.
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2-10-2010 @ 11:07AM
MomHadIt said...
BARBIE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!! We visited Dr. G., Medical Examiner, and her Producer had been advocating making Dr. G. toys. Everyone needs an M.E., what better female role model. Dr. G. has a HUGE fan base. Oprah debuted Barbra Streisand's Barbie (which I immediately set out to buy). She could bring Dr. G. Barbie to the world, too. Money for everyone: Dr. G., Oprah, Hasbro, Barbie, Inc., etc., etc,.
2-10-2010 @ 11:31AM
Derrel said...
well if they were going to put her in medical coding...
She'd have to be mexican, iranian or asian without great english skills.
50 - 100+ pounds over weight.
computer illiterate
2-10-2010 @ 9:55AM
Lynn said...
She can pimp Ken in Vegas ho houses now.
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2-10-2010 @ 10:50AM
Amanda said...
How about getting real people jobs. How come only beautiful Barbie can get a "job" and so many Americans are being laid off. How about the Mattel people hire some Americans to work for them????
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2-10-2010 @ 10:30AM
Ruby said...
Puh-lease. This bimbo isn't fit for any of the careers that her creators want to thrust her into. Face it - she couldn't stick the other 124 - why do they think she'll suddenly grow a brain for this next one? Really - if you want to be realistic, "Pole Dancer", "Under aged porn star" or perpetual Fashion Don't" would be excellent choices.
When I was a kid, Barbie was an astronaut. And she was about as believable as an astronaut as a nuclear physicist - every girl knew that all that long hair wouldn't fit in the helmet, and that there just aren't enough hours in the day to both study to learn to split the atom AND spend the time it would take to put on that kind of face.
Leave it alone, Mattel - present her for what she is, and don't confuse little girls with mixed messages about ho's in astronaut helmets. It only leads to dangerous dress-up games in adulthood. >;)
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