Zoorotica? One Michigan zoo shows its kinky side
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This deserves a Gossip Girl O.M.G.
Binder Park Zoo in Battle Creek, Michigan is offering a sweethearts special for Valentine's Day. For $50 you can spend the afternoon touring private sections of the zoo and learning about the various mating rituals of giraffes, snow leopards, zebras, primates, reptiles, and other members of the animal kingdom (except for humans, but no doubt comparisons will be made).
The guided tour includes champagne, hors d'oeuvres, and lots of opportunity for self-reflection. The educational Zoorotica program is already sold out, but there is a waiting list and you must be 21 or over.
If you can't make it to Battle Creek, animal lovers, then check out some animal love courtesy of this YouTube video. Warning: if you're a rhinoceros, then this is x-rated:



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2-14-2009 @ 9:25PM
steve said...
How sick, next they'll be selling tickets to watch humans mate. Sick society
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2-15-2009 @ 9:06AM
laura said...
Wow! there's a waiting list to see animals do it? ... soooo wrong
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2-15-2009 @ 1:44AM
demillicent said...
I hope parents didn't take their children to see that. Kids in the country know all about that stuff. We saw it all the time. Nobody paid much attention I guess because it was a part of growing up on the farm. We didn't think of it as sex because it was done to make more animals. That's how we looked at it.
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