What could be more a more traditional gift to teach a youngster frugality than a piggy bank? We've found some very interesting takes on the old standby that would make great gifts (especially if some jingle-jangle is already on deposit). First, however, our candidate for either the most moronic or ironic, depending on your point of view: the Boob Job Money Jar from Wake Up Frankie. Combine this with the Florida surgeon's book for four-to-seven year olds explaining mom's new rack, "My Beautiful Mommy," for a a truly tacky gift.

Some of my favorites --

• The Wine Money Bank ($12.95), for the wino on your list
• The Skate Boarder bank ($12.95). which should be given out by your local orthopedist
• The Cyborg bank (I'm a Sarah Conners Chronicles fan, so this resonates with me) $29.95
• The Viagra Fund bank ($24.95)
• The Auto Save bank, in the shape of a large computer 'Save' key
• The Sperm Coin Bank
• The Coin Commode Toilet Bank