Attleboro, Mass. threatens blind woman over 1-cent water bill
Filed under: Debt, Home, Tax, Relationships
Eileen Wilbur, a 74 year-old blind woman living by herself, recently got a nasty shock when her daughter was helping her go through her mail. Apparently, Ms. Wilbur had failed to pay part of a water bill from the preceding year, and the city was now threatening her with a lien against her home. The bill, which Attleboro officials noted was among 2,000 that went out, was for one cent.The letter went on to inform Ms. Wilbur that, unless she paid by December 10, she could face a $48 penalty, in addition to court proceedings. As her daughter, Rose Brederson, noted, Ms. Wilbur has lived in the house for almost 50 years and would most certainly pay the penny. However, given that the bill cost 42 cents to mail, one wonders how the City of Attleboro hopes to make its money back. What's more, while Ms. Wilbur is undoubtedly an outlier, it's reasonable to ask how many of the 2,000 bills, which cost $840 to mail, were worth less than the price of postage.
When confronted with this situation, City Collector Debra Marcoccio responded by pointing out that Attleboro's billing is completely automated, and is not audited by human beings. She went on to defensively ask why Ms. Wilbur didn't pay the one cent the year before, when it was first due. Like anyone else who's ever been through this sort of mess, I have a pretty good idea about what happened: the 1¢ bill is either unannounced interest on the water bill, or represents fractions of pennies that have accrued on Ms. Wilbur's account, which the billing software decided to add to her latest bill. Regardless, this is the sort of thing that any human being (or even a bureaucrat) with a fully-functioning cerebral cortex could probably have handled with a minimum of fuss.
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First off, I sent a check to the University. I apparently owed them $6.93, but I paid them a full $7. I then proceeded to mail them increasingly nasty letters demanding repayment of my 7¢. I threatened to block their account, take them to court, and report them to various credit agencies. I was enjoying myself until the University ruined the fun by sending me a check for $7. I thought about cashing it, owing them $6.93 again, and restarting the whole mess, but decided against it. I think I still have the check lying around somewhere. One of these days, I'm going to frame it.
In the end, this was probably incredibly petty and more than a little ridiculous. It cost me five or six stamps, not to mention the time I took to craft the letters, tear-off slips, and payment envelopes. However, this was one of those situations in which the money was secondary to the thrill of revenge. For a few cents and an hour at the computer, I experienced the unbridled joy of harassing the harassers. I still remember it with a smile.
If Ms. Wilbur is so inclined, I could easily suggest a way to work out some frustration. All she needs to do is send the City of Attleboro a check for 8 cents...
Bruce Watson is a freelance writer, blogger, and all-around cheapskate. "Petty Smartass" is his middle name. Actually, it's "Wallace," but he wishes that it was "Petty Smartass"...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 13)
11-18-2008 @ 5:20PM
DanGarion said...
Actually the mail cost would have been a lot less then $.42 since it was most likely sent via a form of bulk rate... ;)
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11-19-2008 @ 8:28AM
derfman said...
DanGarion
Go back and read Linda's comment . You aren't as much a perfectionist now are you.
11-19-2008 @ 8:40AM
P. Taylor said...
Duh... that's not the point.
11-19-2008 @ 9:33AM
jon said...
Another bone head move by big business/govt.
Chase Penalizes Customers For Saving Money Too Long
http://www.curiousread.com/2007/08/chase-penalizes-customers-for-saving.html
JD
11-19-2008 @ 12:32PM
Mary Ann said...
You can only use bulk mail rate when you are sending the exact same mail to all recipients. For example, a mileage promotion from a credit card company to all its customers would qualify. A credit card billing with account information and balance would not qualify.
11-19-2008 @ 1:10PM
Tony said...
Ok DanGarion, you genius. Regardless if it was bulk rate, this was $20 in the 2,000 bills they sent. Even at 10 cents it would be $200 to send the bills. The point is the water company is trading $200 from my example, up to $840 if they paid full postage, to get back $20 and that just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It's not audited by humans is a poor excuse. The bigger question is, will this charge be passed on to the water companies users. It should be illegal for them to, especially since it's so darn ridiculous and careless.
11-19-2008 @ 1:36PM
D said...
Yea, you're right about it being less than 42 cents since it was a bulk mailing. But bulk mailing for first class costs 24 cents. Coming from a postal worker.
11-19-2008 @ 1:38PM
Jody said...
Seriously?? Does it matter how it went out? It still cost more then the .01 they are billing and trying to take her home away on. How rediculous!!
11-19-2008 @ 1:42PM
Paul said...
Consider administrative cost, paper and other associated expenses and add that to the bulk rate price. You'd be lucky if it is less than .42.
11-19-2008 @ 1:50PM
coolwaters said...
Actually Mary Ann, There are many different ways to send bulk mail & get a dicount. I used to work at a mail sorting facility (not the post office) and we would go pick up mail from businesses in the area, put postage on it, sort it by zip code, bundle it and then we would take it to the post office. They themselves did not have enough for a discount, but all the mail combined qualified us for a discount. Not every piece of mail was the same. My mother works at a non-profit radio station that mails out a monthly newsletter. The bulk mail rate she uses make everything have to be exactly the same. Even if we just wrote "hi" on the front or inside of ONE of them, it would have to be mailed seperately with a stamp.
11-19-2008 @ 4:26PM
jules said...
Even if the rate was below $.42 it was well above the $.01 she owed. either way this is not smart business, to pay that much for a penny return. Since even at bulk rates, the cost of mailing out the notices were above the amount to be paid, why not just include the amount on the next billing when it is nailed, this would have saved the company well above the penny owed. Even if a program handles the transactions, there should be a way to include criteria such as do not send if under X amount, add to next billing, if not I would say the company needs a new program or programer to correct this issue as it is costing the company each month to send out statements for bills less then the amount of postage.
11-19-2008 @ 6:14AM
sharon said...
You have got to be kidding???!!! one cent is all this little ole lady owed? hell I'll send the SOB's one cent! if it will shut them up! what a bunch of jerks! What is our country comming to....never mind I already know!
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11-19-2008 @ 8:08AM
Kristina said...
I will gladly chip in a few pennies as well, then maybe this woman could be left in peace for a few years. As if she doesn't have enough to worry about, 1 cent? ONE? SERIOUSLY?
11-19-2008 @ 12:12PM
Gayle Earnhart said...
ditto. i was thinking the same thing myself.
11-19-2008 @ 5:23PM
Deidre said...
I was thinking of that myself. Personally, if I worked there and saw that, I would have just paid it myself. A penny? Really? Since they want to blame it all on the machines, can't they program the computer to only send out the notices when the amount past due is over a certain dollar amount? It can't be anything more than a few key strokes. This is a horrible waste of tax payers money. Everyone in the city should get together and send bags and bags of pennies in that poor woman's name, and keep doing it until they change their system to a more common sense based one!
11-19-2008 @ 6:16AM
Linda said...
It actually cost more than 42 Cents. What about the price of the envelope, which was most likely printed by a printer with return address, the mailing label, the stationary that the letter was printed on and the electric to run the machine that generates the bill in the first place. And we wonder why our utility bills are so out of hand.
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11-19-2008 @ 7:59AM
Misty said...
Don't for get the wages for the ones doing this .
11-19-2008 @ 12:12PM
Crystal said...
Yea...what Jerks! how stubid is that.
11-19-2008 @ 6:22AM
Susan said...
Have to agree with Sharon's comments. What a SAD state of affairs.
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11-19-2008 @ 6:47AM
Kevin said...
Tell the city to step outside their front door, I'm sure there is a penny on the ground some where. Pick it up and there you go case closed.
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