Liveblogging the Ike aftermath -- our "Amish" blogger Blackberries in with notes
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Our intrepid blogger, Tom Barlow, is stuck out in Ohio with no power. This is day four of his odyssey. He is "liveblogging" his ordeal for us from his Blackberry now that it has gone on long enough to qualify as an ordeal. What would you do without power? Would your livelihood suffer?Here's what Tom has to say:
September 18, 8:30 pm
In a power outage, you quickly become a slave to the food in your refrigerator. Your goal- don't let perishables spoil, keep frozen foods frozen. You don't even see it as food; it's you money there, turning brown and fuzzy.
First, you pursue bags of ice, the vague rumors of ice, like. Wall Street chasing a bailout.
I was late to the game when our power went out, and by the time I joined the chase there was nothing left except empty ice cases and clerks still in shock from the onslaught.
Iceless, my wife and I daringly continued to dine from our increasingly gamey fridge for a couple of days, passing candidate food back and forth to share olfactory opinions.
In such a situation, you find yourself arranging menus by expiration date or melting point. Breakfast might consist of three ice cream sandwiches (yeah calcium), dinner leftover beef stew with lox and babaganouj.
Yum. Finally, however, we reached the point where we had to start pitching food.
As I began my freezer archeology, I was struck first the age of some of its contents. The frozen stone-age dude found intact in the alps looked more appetizing than some of the stuff I pitched.
I also discovered a hidden streak of obsessive-compulsive behavior in my wife. Apparently, she is convinced that unsuccessful meals we only picked at initially would improve by freezing rather than discarding.
The fridge section was no challenge at all. 70 percent of the space was filled with condiments and jars of pickles, each containing one lonely pickle. The rest was beer.
Without a fridge, we've taken to eating out. However, here too our choices are limited to those restaurants blessed with electricity. Today I had a sack of White Castles. For lunch.
Tomorrow, I may return for a slyder breakfast. Tough times call for tough people.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
September 18, 4:30 pm
My ancestors were Amish, but I am deeply addicted to electricity. Since Ike blew through town, knocking down trees and popping transformers across Ohio, I've been rudely thrust back to a non-electrical world. Today is day 4, and I hate it, having to survive on only my wiles, Dodge Caravan and Blackberry.
I've joined the urban Bedouins. Where our desert brothers travel from oasis to oasis, we go, cell phone, laptop and rechargers in hand, in search of precious AC current and the rapture of Wifi. We can be rapacious in our blood lust for some of that sweet, sweet 110.
The local library, to their everlasting credit, has set up dozens of tables where we can recharge and mainline some internet. This has served to remind me how many of my neighbors take personal hygiene as a liberal plot to rob them of their God-given body odor.
I'm a reading addict, especially in the evening, and our flashlights don't serve that purpose well. I discovered a good workaround, though. I installed Mobipocket on my Blackberry and bought a novel for it. Now, at bedtime, I snuggle in with my cell phone and read to my heart's content. Or my battery goes dead. Then I lie in bed and pretend I'm Amish.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Got any questions for Tom about living after the storm? Ask below. We'll contact him by string phone and ask.



Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-19-2008 @ 1:33PM
Maryelaine said...
You poor baby. You should try living in Houston after the storm. We lost power at 2:30 am on Friday night and didn't get it back until 3:30 pm on Monday. Try doing this with almost 100% humidity and a 6 month old baby. I'm sorry I can't feel any sympathy for you and your 'brown and fuzzy' refridgerator... I had to chuck everything in my fridge and freezers. Yeah, that was plural, Freezers. Two of them. I'm one of the lucky ones. I only lost power. One of my friends lost water and power together and most of my other friends are still without power now and are probably not going to be getting power back for at least another few days and possibly a week or more longer. So, Mr. My-ancestors-were-Amish, C'mon down to Houston and blog about no power after Ike.
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9-21-2008 @ 8:01AM
Heather said...
Mrs. Florida speaking here. My family and I spend at least 4 days every year without power due to a storm. We NEVER get ice. This is a rookie mistake.
Eat power bars and enjoy the quiet. Also, if you like to read, try using an emergency battery backup (APAC) that some people use on their computers as surge protectors. If it has an outlet, you can plug in a small lamp and read for an hour.
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9-23-2008 @ 4:36PM
Nuclear Dan said...
Amusing read Tom. I think a few people missed the point of your blog. I don't think you expected anyone to feel sorry for you.Living in the the "rust" belt in a state that includes four of the top ten "dying" cities does have the advantage of a more predictable climate with sustained tropical storm winds a remarkable abberation. Instead we have gray skies from November through April. The rest of the year it rains but only if an outdoor event is planned. But I choose to live here, warts and all.
If you choose to live in the coastal regions where hurricanes are inevitable or Califorina (a natural disaster waiting to happen) then be prepared to accept the consequences. You can't have it both ways!
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