The new "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," campaign by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals featuring Eva Mendes in the buff has captured a great deal of attention for its cause. Since the ad trade is very lemming-like, I wouldn't be surprised to see other causes glom onto the idea, until we're hip-deep in celebrity skin. Some that I envisioned include-

• Bill Gates- I'd rather go naked than go Apple
• John Goodman - I'd rather go naked than go beerless
• Donald Trump- I'd rather go naked than go bald
• Pervez Musharraf- I'd rather go naked than go democratic
• Todd Rundgren- I'd rather go naked than go unarmed
• Lindsay Lohan- I'd rather go naked than go sober
• Dennis Kucinich- I'd rather go naked than go off in another space ship
• Joan Rivers- I'd rather go naked than go wrinkled
• Pat Robertson- I'd rather go naked than go open-minded
• George Bush- I'd rather go naked because I am the disrober
• Paris Hilton- I'd rather go naked than about anything

Who would you rather see go naked, and for what cause?