PETA's "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" inspires other campaigns
Filed under: Sex Sells
The new "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," campaign by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals featuring Eva Mendes in the buff has captured a great deal of attention for its cause. Since the ad trade is very lemming-like, I wouldn't be surprised to see other causes glom onto the idea, until we're hip-deep in celebrity skin. Some that I envisioned include-
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Bill Gates- I'd rather go naked than go Apple
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John Goodman - I'd rather go naked than go beerless
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Donald Trump- I'd rather go naked than go bald
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Pervez Musharraf- I'd rather go naked than go democratic
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Todd Rundgren- I'd rather go naked than go unarmed
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Lindsay Lohan- I'd rather go naked than go sober
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Dennis Kucinich- I'd rather go naked than go off in another space ship
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Joan Rivers- I'd rather go naked than go wrinkled
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Pat Robertson- I'd rather go naked than go open-minded
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George Bush- I'd rather go naked because I am the disrober
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Paris Hilton- I'd rather go naked than about anything
Who would you rather see go naked, and for what cause?
